Sunday, July 18, 2010

barefoot and hilarious


unless you've been living under an oil slick, you've heard about the controversy my friend irin over at jezebel has caused by alleging sexism at the daily show. irin argued that women are woefully underrepresented among the daily show's prominent faces - until olivia munn was added to the roster earlier this year, samantha bee was the only female correspondent the show had - and that TDS had an obligation to be a bit more equality-minded. since then, the ladies of the daily show have responded (a bit too defensively, in my opinion) to jezebel's claims, and everbody and their feminist mother has weighed in on the topic. well, here's my two cents.

the daily show is one of my favorite things on television. i dvr it every single day that it's on and watch it religiously - even the parts where jon talks to boring guests about their boring books. i recently waited in line in sweltering heat to be part of the show's studio audience. i love jon stewart, i love the writing, and i think the daily show has done tremendous things for television, for liberals, and for america.

so, is there a problem?

of course there is. there's a huge problem. but it's not jon stewart's or the daily show's fault. i am certain that TDS and jon are concerned first and foremost with the quality of the show, and they hire the best writing and television talent they can find, period. so why the enormous gender differential? because: women just aren't as funny as men.

WAIT! before you chew my face off, let me explain what i mean, and more importantly, what i don't mean.

it's not that women can't be just as funny as men, or that i buy into some bullshit biological explanation for why men are just destined to be funnier. and as much as i love christopher hitchens (we agree on so many things: drinking is enjoyable, organized religion is scary, etc.), no one wanted to punch him in the face more than i did when he proclaimed in vanity fair that women simply cannot be funny - unless, he conceded, they are "hefty or dykey or jewish".

no, i'm not taking the hitchens angle at all. rather, i mean to point out that we live in a world where women are told from the moment we are born that we cannot and should not be funny. it is simply unladylike. i (and i think it's fair to assume many others have shared my experience) grew up reading in magazines, "how to be a great flirt: laugh at all his jokes! never make your own!" and on and on. if you try to be funny, you'll fail. and, worse than that, boys won't like you. so just flip your hair and giggle, and then shut the hell up.

fortunately for me, i can be very dense when it comes to cultural messages. i never really registered the one about women and humor, and unfortunately for society at large, i think i ended up frickin' hilarious. (other messages i missed: play hard to get, don't drink beer, never let a boy see you poop... but this may be a post for another time.) but so many of us actually heed what we are told, and we shut up and smile and never learn to deliver a punchline. so we end up with funny television shows that are written and performed largely by men: jon stewart, stephen colbert, steve carell, jerry seinfeld, larry david, the south park guys, etc, etc.

i don't mean to denigrate the work of these fine men. they have all cracked me up pretty seriously many times. but it is troubling that this list remains such a boys' club. so what can we do about this? stop crying. stop pointing fingers. stop bitching. when women whine that life is unfair, it does nothing to improve the public understanding of who we are and what we are capable of. instead, let's change the way we talk about boys and girls, and stop instructing little girls to aspire to be little ladies. let's allow girls to be chatterboxes, to crack wise, and to poop in front of their boyfriends. as a the great philosopher whitney houston once said, i believe the children are our future. teach them well and let them lead the way. show them all the beauty they possess inside. give them a sense of pride.

and cut the daily show some slack. they've done so much for us regular people.

p.s. i couldn't post this without also sharing one of my favorite songs, by dar williams, whom i have mentioned on the blog before. if you're into that kind of thing, enjoy when i was a boy.

p.p.s. i know this is a longshot, but john oliver, CALL ME!

Thursday, March 04, 2010

Are You Ready to Write a Screenplay?

national screenwriting month is upon us (almost), and i'm thinking about taking a crack at it. i took a screenwriting class in college, and it was some of the most fun i've ever had. the april challenge involves trying to crank out a 100-page screenplay over the month of april, which, writing-wise, isn't so hard. i suppose the real challenge lies in the brainstorming and research aspects of writing.

i've signed up on script frenzy with the user name pajamest. if you're interested in taking the challenge, sign up and be my writing buddy! (that's a thing on the site, i think. i'm new.)

Thursday, February 18, 2010

"jeff, you slender fuck!"

jeff garlin is slimming down, and he says he'll still be funny even when he's no longer fat. i believe him. he's a great comedian, and he and larry are hysterical together on curb.

but the most pressing question here is, will a slimmed-down jeff garlin be... sexy?! i never would have thought so, but if you take a peek at the new york times' photos... there's a whisper of hotness creeping in.

Friday, December 04, 2009

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

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Tuesday, November 03, 2009

agricultural bitch fight!

are you following this? you should be. you could argue that it started with michael pollan writing the omnivore's dilemma - but really, this round began with nicolette niman's piece in friday's new york times, "the carnivore's dilemma".

basically, nicolette was all, "don't stop eating meat. just eat my meat."
and then helene york was like, "bitch be trippin'."
and then nicolette was all, "oh no you di-int!"
and it's really getting pretty good.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

what i learned today

"lightly floured" does not mean what i thought it did.

on a related note, to my coworkers, i apologize in advance for the horrendous "cookies" i'm bringing to the office party tomorrow.

Friday, September 25, 2009

erin go bragh!!

my new neighborhood is very irish. (and korean. and turkish. and greek. and jewish.) and probably my second-favorite result of this (my first-favorite is, of course, the abundance of irish pubs on EVERY SINGLE BLOCK within a 2-mile radius) is the upscale irish grocery down the street from me. it is a wondrous place, where i've found such treasures as walker's roast chicken flavored potato chips, those weird european sodas that come in the tall skinny bottles, and all manner of imported cadbury's products. but i nearly dropped my tin of batchelor's beans when i saw this:



yes, you read that correctly. irish. breakfast.
no wonder they were always after that dude's lucky charms.

having a superpower is swell

...but when your superpower is charming the sushi guy into giving you extra sushi, and then the sushi looks like this:

well, let's just say that horrendous, disgusting sushi is my kryptonite.

note to farecast

philadelphia is not a "nearby airport" to new york. you fucking asstards.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Study: Taller people 'happier' - Oddities News - redOrbit

sounds like being tall with fat thighs is a great place to be! suddenly my day is looking up. thanks, Science!

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

i knew there was a reason...

...i am so much healthier than all y'all skinny bitches.