one-stop shop?

i've never heard of urban trend before, but they seem to have some fun stuff. the one that caught my eye most was this - the "bible affirmation alarm clock", complete with gigantic light-up cross!

*brought to you by the same pious people who brought you russian roulette beer bong.

today in facial recognition

this is just the saddest story. how bad the economy has gotten: terrance brennan has apparently fallen upon harder times than new york magazine would have you believe.

(confidential to tsg: i think the tattoo is fake.)