the new #4 on my wish list

oh man, where can i get one of these? too cool.

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

from dave 2:16 pm (15 minutes ago)
to red wine, patsy, poshua, a bunch of other people
date Mar 6, 2007 2:16 PM
subject In which Groundskeeper Willie writes for the AP


The verdict was read on the 10th day of deliberations. Libby faces up to 30 yeaerrs in prison, though under federal sentencing guidelines likely will receive far less.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070306/D8NMQDK80.html

beef jeans

humungoid thanks to everyone who made it out to my show this weekend - maggie, posh, tommy, Cousin Leah, the wife, melissita, shabecqua and matt, commando and friend, and special guest the lawyer, who made it all the way down from bo-town just for my show (or so i've decided to believe)!! (did i forget anyone? i hope not, but if so, you know i lurve you too) :)

seriously, seeing all of you there (after the show, outside - because i couldn't see a motherfucking thing with those lights in my eyes) was the most wonderful thing i've experienced in a long time, and i really do appreciate it. you are the best, most supportive friends a lady like me could ask for. and just knowing you were there eased my RICIDULOUSLY INTENSE nerves (seriously, this was the most jacked-up and nervous i've been since my road test (which is a story for another time)).

if you missed the show and are curious - or if you were there and just can't get enough - my classmate jesse has posted video clips and pictures from the show on his myspace blog. sadly, there are very few shots/vids from my team (BEEF JEANS REPRESENT!!), and those that are there aren't the best quality, but it might be a good way to kill a few minutes while you're putting off doing actual work. incidentally, if you or your loved ones happened to take any pictures, pretty please send them my way.

and now, back to your regularly scheduled snark.

location, location, location

i don't know who was responsible for ad placement on this page, but... bravo.

better than sex? i'm not saying no.

for the last week and a half or so, i've been nursing an increasingly intense craving for macaroni and cheese. in fact, i observed presidents' day by lying in bed for most of the afternoon, hung over, "surfing" the "internets" for leads on where in this fine city one could get top quality mac and cheese - and get it delivered.

sadly, i didn't find anything - or, to be more accurate, i ran out of attention span before i found anything promising. i did come across a droolworthy old nytimes article touting the glories of mac and cheese made with mountains of cheese, the right kinds of cheese, and browned to perfection. as you can imagine, this only intensified my yearning.

since then, the desire has been swelling inside me (in my loins, you might say. but you'd be incorrect.) to the point that i knew my sky-high expectations for the stuff will never be met. but then, last night, a miracle happened. it was...


KRAFT MACARONI AND CHEESE!!!!

i made it with vanilla soymilk (all i had) and lots of salt and pepper, and grated some extra sharp cheddar cheese in at the end. and i have never been happier in my life.

but rest assured, when i hit the deuce-fifty mark, my fat friends and i will take care to walk down the street single file.