beef jeans

humungoid thanks to everyone who made it out to my show this weekend - maggie, posh, tommy, Cousin Leah, the wife, melissita, shabecqua and matt, commando and friend, and special guest the lawyer, who made it all the way down from bo-town just for my show (or so i've decided to believe)!! (did i forget anyone? i hope not, but if so, you know i lurve you too) :)

seriously, seeing all of you there (after the show, outside - because i couldn't see a motherfucking thing with those lights in my eyes) was the most wonderful thing i've experienced in a long time, and i really do appreciate it. you are the best, most supportive friends a lady like me could ask for. and just knowing you were there eased my RICIDULOUSLY INTENSE nerves (seriously, this was the most jacked-up and nervous i've been since my road test (which is a story for another time)).

if you missed the show and are curious - or if you were there and just can't get enough - my classmate jesse has posted video clips and pictures from the show on his myspace blog. sadly, there are very few shots/vids from my team (BEEF JEANS REPRESENT!!), and those that are there aren't the best quality, but it might be a good way to kill a few minutes while you're putting off doing actual work. incidentally, if you or your loved ones happened to take any pictures, pretty please send them my way.

and now, back to your regularly scheduled snark.

improv where?

so, on saturday, Cousin Leah and i participated in an improv everywhere mission. these kids are the absolute coolest and i totally want to be BFF with them now. they haven't added this most recent mission to the web page yet, but i imagine they will eventually, so sit tight.

in the meantime, you can entertain yourselves with this video of a previous IE mission, performed in las vegas, and you should understand pretty quickly how awesome these peeps are:


(note: you don't need sound to appreciate the awesomeness, so don't let that stop you.)

where are they now?

i'd like to take a moment to catch you all up on the lives of my cast of characters: how they've evolved over the last few months, who's done what/whom, and so on.

• maggie turned out to be a superstar at her new job


• i caught my wife screwing around on me and beat the hell out of her


• patsy stopped blogging, started again, stopped again, quit facebook, re-joined facebook, and bought some flip-flops (HA!)


• poshua found true love, and i was totally happy for him and not jealous, i don't care what you heard, shut up


• Cousin Leah started her own blog


• i want to say more, but i seriously cannot stop thinking about macaroni and cheese. god, i'm such a fat kid