Thursday, September 03, 2009

reason #4493 why the bus sucks


people talking loudly on their cell phones with no awareness that this is annoying to the people around them (note: whether they are unaware or just don't care is irrelevant; i prefer to give assholes the benefit of the doubt). i present to you exhibit A, the dumb bitch chatting away behind me at maximal outside-voice volume:
"that's a great point! i've never heard of another puppet - besides the Muppets - called Muppets. i don't know; it's a great question. that is very... philosophical."
perhaps it's worth mentioning here that reason #4494 is that people don't know what the word "philosophical" means. or "muppet".

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