recipe for a delicious breakfast

what's that? you want to try the fabulous breakfast that i had this morning? no problem; i'm never shy about sharing recipes:

Ingredients:

• one egg
• 1 t butter
• one slice of wheat bread
• one slice bright orange american "cheese"
• hot sauce (optional)

Directions:

melt butter in pan. place cheese on bread and put in toaster oven to toast. while toast is toasting, crack egg in pan and fry, sunny side up. remove bread (with layer of semi-melted cheese) from toaster oven. place egg, yolk side down, on top. sprinkle with hot sauce to taste. eat a couple of bites. smash plate and contents (including sticky egg yolk) on floor of your new kitchen. look down and observe blood streaming down your leg. screech in frustration. cry.

bon appétit!