a brief recap of the last few months

to make up for my non-blogginess over the last few months, i guess i should try to itemize the significant events that happened while i was off the air:

• facebook added the controversial news feed feature



• israel imploded



• india exploded



• i turned 23



• millions of travelers were dehydrated



• a missing austrian chick escaped crazy man's dungeon, turned out to be crazyish herself



• the sox blew it



• the pats blew it



• bob barker announced that he's going to stop groping his Beauties
  
  
• pastor ted, huge fag



• gerald ford died, no one really seemed to care that much



• we learned how kramer feels about black people



• saddam poked with sticks, executed



• r.i.p. ken lay, steve irwin, cory lidle, rosa parks, robert altman, pinochet, james brown, and anna nicole (even in death, you're so outrageous)



• that awesome astronaut thing

i'm a huge liar

but you knew that already.

ok, it took some time, but i realized i made a huge mistake, baby, and i hope you'll take me back. if not for me, then for the kids.

you know, the kids. all those confused twentysomethings just wandering aimlessly in the world, looking for another way to procrastinate. won't they be happy to know we're back together?

admit it. you want this too.

that's right, all you crazy young 'uns. i'm back on the air. ain't nothin' gonna stop us now.

(unless i happen to pass by a shiny object or have a lot of work to do.)