a brief recap of the last few months

to make up for my non-blogginess over the last few months, i guess i should try to itemize the significant events that happened while i was off the air:

• facebook added the controversial news feed feature



• israel imploded



• india exploded



• i turned 23



• millions of travelers were dehydrated



• a missing austrian chick escaped crazy man's dungeon, turned out to be crazyish herself



• the sox blew it



• the pats blew it



• bob barker announced that he's going to stop groping his Beauties
  
  
• pastor ted, huge fag



• gerald ford died, no one really seemed to care that much



• we learned how kramer feels about black people



• saddam poked with sticks, executed



• r.i.p. ken lay, steve irwin, cory lidle, rosa parks, robert altman, pinochet, james brown, and anna nicole (even in death, you're so outrageous)



• that awesome astronaut thing