i'd like to take a moment to catch you all up on the lives of my cast of characters: how they've evolved over the last few months, who's done what/whom, and so on.
- maggie turned out to be a superstar at her new job
- i caught my wife screwing around on me and beat the hell out of her
- patsy stopped blogging, started again, stopped again, quit facebook, re-joined facebook, and bought some flip-flops (HA!)
- poshua found true love, and i was totally happy for him and not jealous, i don't care what you heard, shut up
- Cousin Leah started her own blog
- i want to say more, but i seriously cannot stop thinking about macaroni and cheese. god, i'm such a fat kid
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