Wednesday, February 01, 2006

geometric relationships more realistic than the love triangle

from mcsweeneys. a week old, but brilliant:
GEOMETRIC RELATIONSHIPS MORE REALISTIC THAN THE LOVE TRIANGLE

The where-did-you-get-this-number rhombus

A trapezoid that just needs a little space

Two congruent rectangles who haven't spoken since John and Erica's wedding

A cylinder in love with itself

The intensely lonely sphere who, finishing his eighth double Scotch of the evening, blankly stares into the middle distance, considering the irrevocable march toward death

Self-hating cube

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