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are ya kidding me, freshdirect?

Is Valentine's Day simply a stinging reminder of singlehood, like a coarse-grained sea salt rubbed into your painful, wounded heart? We've got a few ideas on how to ease the suffering. Just check out this handy selection of our favorite items for the brokenhearted. From bitters (to match your mood) to thyme (said to heal all wounds) these items might just cushion the bumpy trip from your blind denial all the way to newfound acceptance of single life.

DENIAL

Almost Perfect Mashed Potatoes $5.99/ea
Del Monte Sliced Peaches in Heavy Syrup $1.89/ea
Fantastik All Purpose Spray Cleaner $2.89/ea
Gummy Peachy O's $1.29/bag
Häagen-Dazs Peaches & Cream Ice Cream $3.39/ea
Jolly Ranchers $1.59/bag
Just Peachy Prejean Late Harvest Vignoles (375ml) $15.00/ea
Perfect Pear Gift Box $34.99/ea
Sweet Ride! Château Cadillac Club Merlot Bordeaux 2003 $12.00/ea
vitaminwater revive (fruit punch) $1.25/ea

ANGER

Angostura Bitters $5.99/ea
Canada Dry Bitter Lemon $1.49/ea
Crab Dip $11.49/ea
Heinz Distilled White Vinegar $1.59/ea
Melinda's XXXTra Hot Sauce $2.99/ea
Seared Cajun Blackened Salmon (ready-to-cook) $7.99/ea
Sour Kosher Dill Pickles $1.29/lb
Sour Patch Kids $1.99/bag
Totally Mad! Château Peyros Magenta Madiran 2002 $11.50/ea

BARGAINING

Chocolate Lovers' Gift Box $39.99/ea
If You Care Unbleached #2 Coffee Filters $3.49/ea
Kraft Miracle Whip Salad Dressing $2.49/ea
Pierre Herme Bonbons de Chocolat (Chocolate Assortment) $42.00/ea
Sweet Shop Handmade Truffles Large Gift Box $14.99/ea
Sweet Shop Handmade Truffles Small Gift Box $5.99/ea

DEPRESSION

Bactine Pain Relief Cleansing Spray $5.39/ea
Brooklyn Brewery Black Chocolate Stout $9.99/ea
Cracked Green Olives $4.99/lb
Delirium Tremens $8.99/ea
Edy's Grand Double Fudge Brownie Ice Cream $4.19/ea
Kleenex 2-Ply Facial Tissue, 85ct $2.19/ea
Refresh Tears Eye Drops $9.99/ea

ACCEPTANCE

After The Fall Cranberry Meets Raspberry Juice $2.39/ea
All-American Super Hero $69.99/ea
Fresh Step Scoopable Cat Litter $7.99/ea
Land O'Lakes American Singles, White $3.39/ea
Nabisco Sociables Crackers $2.99/ea
Promised Land Memorial Candle (burns 26 hours) $0.99/ea
Quaker Life Cereal $3.59/ea
Sabra Chumus Solo $1.99/ea

seriously... what?