increasingly disturbing

From: [redacted - for what i think are obvious reasons]
To: Julie
Date: Feb 10, 2006 12:29 PM
Subject: be thankful

Sounds like you had some rough dreams. But you should be thankful that you didn't have a dream where your co-worker got you a male prostitute (or in your case a female). And this whore isn't a looker. Looks like one of those 50 year olds with no teeth that sit and panhandle on the corner. And the room you're in has two beds, and the co-worker just lies on one and watches while the prostitute takes you from behind. And this goes on far too long. And then your co-worker leaves and reminds you to make sure to pay...

Not that I've ever had such a dream, but umm, one could imagine.

Fortunately that co-worker moved to Chicago, because I could never look at him the same way after that.

then, moments later:

From: [same dude]
To: Julie
Date: Feb 10, 2006 12:33 PM
Subject: oh wait

You mean that line way back there? Like a couple miles back? Yeah, I guess I did see that. Sign said something like "the line of good taste". Figured I'd see what was on the other side.