i know i shouldn't be admitting this, but

i am absolutely dying to read the lindsay lohan bit in the new vanity fair.

but then again, i maintain that i thought she was the shit before it was fashionable, and before she turned into a coked out superwhore. i'm talking in the days of her halfway decent remake of the parent trap. ok, that's a lie. she was like 10 then. but that was when i first recognized that dennis quaid is The Hotness.