Monday, January 09, 2006

a retraction

the same friend who alerted me to wal-mart's questionable marketing techniques points out that i may have been a little hard on them:
Oh come now. Wal-Mart doesn't HATE black people. They just don't differentiate between them and, say, feces-flinging orangutans who sniff each others butts. I think there's a big difference there, and that you owe the good folks at Wal-Mart an apology.
he's right. and so, lovely wal-mart folk, i'm sorry.

sorry that you're such a bunch of assholes!

(zing!)

1 comment:

Ms. Mitford said...

I immediately reget having purchased a body-fat monitor from their website this morning.

All they recommended to me as a result, however, was Dr. Phil's Weight Loss Solution.

FUCKERS.