mayhem indeed

thanks to a recent gawkering, my traffic has been pushed up beyond sustainable levels:



now, children, i have a sobering announcement to make: i am not clever. i am just so incredibly good-looking that you got confused there for a little while. anyway, now that the wave has passed, i'm off to get through life on my outrageously good looks. but on your way out, feel free to click on those ads up there. they're not going to click themselves.