upon further reflection, i totally understand why she looked so pissed last night. obviously, there's that whole psychotic ex-roommate thing. but that wouldn't be enough to explain the completely-dead-soul look she was sporting last night. so here's my theory:
a few years ago, when she and brad were married, she revealed at some awards show or other (i think it may in fact have been the oscars) that she was wearing underwear with a picture of brad's face on it. this seemed cute at the time. whatever.
anyway, she's been so busy the last few weeks, getting ready for the oscars and cleaning up vince vaughn's trail of vomit, that she hasn't had time to do her laundry. it's so simple: she was wearing the brad undies. that look of defeat in her eyes wasn't "i lost my man to a home-wrecking charity whore"; it was "i told him to never speak to me again and trashed him in vanity fair and now his face is wedged up my fanny".
oh yeah, she also probably had a wedgie.
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