patsy's angry review notwithstanding, i had a great time watching the show. having only seen a few of the relevant or even vaguely relevant movies (capote, match point, and brokeback), i wasn't qualified to care much about any of the awards, but here were the take-home points:
Monday, March 06, 2006
so, you probably watched the oscars last night. you also probably don't care what i have to say about it. but, you know what? fuck you.
patsy's angry review notwithstanding, i had a great time watching the show. having only seen a few of the relevant or even vaguely relevant movies (capote, match point, and brokeback), i wasn't qualified to care much about any of the awards, but here were the take-home points:
jon stewart: not in top form, but pretty good for network tv. i still love him for miles.
ben stiller: still a one-trick pony, but as long as that one trick is good (as it was last night) i'm on board.
the wilson brothers: yes, owen looks chubby. but they were adorable and probably entertaining, though i wasn't really listening but fantasizing about having a three-way with both of them. it's not incest if i'm there, right?
will ferrell and steve carell: BEST. PAIRING. EVER. also on my "to-do" list, along with...
george clooney: good god, man. hot. hot. fucking. god. so... HOT.
sorry. george clooney does things to me. and surely deserves two bullet points for his HOTNESS.
did i mention that george clooney is really fucking hot?
salma hayek: shockingly hot. easily the hottest woman in attendance, and the second hottest person overall. my to-do list is getting really long. and diverse.
michelle williams: you may think she looked like a creamsicle, but i think she looked stunning, especially for someone who chooses to live in brooklyn.
nicole kidman: plastic.
jennifer aniston: it's getting harder and harder to keep liking her.
charlize theron: bravely waiting for surgeons to figure out how to safely remove the ginormous ribbon tumor taking over her left side.
george clooney: call me.
patsy's angry review notwithstanding, i had a great time watching the show. having only seen a few of the relevant or even vaguely relevant movies (capote, match point, and brokeback), i wasn't qualified to care much about any of the awards, but here were the take-home points:
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