this is a wee bit effed up

apparently, al sharpton's ancestors were owned by strom thurmond's. but the really upsetting thing about this is that all i can think about is that episode of family guy - you know, the one where peter finds out he has a black ancestor who was owned by lois's ancestors. you know the one i'm talking about.

to be fair, this was a fantastic episode - in which stewie also convinces O.J. to do something about his cheating wife, and dennis miller goes on a rant, and peter turns the house into peewee's playhouse, and quagmire, upon finding a bound and gagged high school cheerleader in the bathroom, blurts out, "dear diary... JACKPOT."

I don't wanna go on a rant here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antietam. I mean, when a neo-conservative defenstrates, it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate.

come on, you loved it.