I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP

i just saw -- seriously, i am NOT making this up -- BILL O'REILLY. yes, the horse's ass himself. walking through the alley by MoMA. i was walking the other way, on my way back from lunch. he was talking to some guy who was walking with him. no one else seemed to care, but i was so stunned i stopped in my tracks and turned around to stare. i wonder if i would have noticed had it not been for the time i spent just this morning google image searching the man (did you get the butthead joke? good). wow.