a thought

when we are talking about something we'd like, some people like to toss around the phrase "i would kill..."; for example, "i would kill for an ice cream sandwich right now."

but here's a thought: let's not do that anymore. it's really fucking creepy, if you ever stop to think about it. or, at the very least, let's tone it down, you know. scale it back a bit. how about replacing it with, "i would commit armed and aggravated assault for an ice cream sandwich"? or, better yet, "i would perform a lewd act on a minor for an ice cream sandwich"?