q & a

q: you haven't updated your blog in, like, four days. what gives?

a: i don't know, man. i've been busy, doing stuff. and working really hard, all the time.

q: shut the fuck up. we both know you haven't been doing stuff or working. don't insult my intelligence by lying on top of it.

a: yeah, you're right.

q: you're goddamn right i am.

a: wow, i'm such a loser.

q: yeah well, maybe if you updated your damn blog, you wouldn't be such a loser. maybe then you'd have some friends.

a: you really think so?

q: no.