awesome shout-out, even better headline

WHY IVY LEAGUERS CAN'T READ: The best story making the rounds at the Harvard-Yale football game Saturday had nothing to do with the Crimson's dramatic 30-24 triple-overtime win. A Lowdown spy who attended the beer-drenched tailgate festivities in New Haven reports: "The Harvard Porta-Potties ran out of paper. Guess what they were using? New York magazine." Yesterday a rep for the mag laughed and declined comment. Suffice to say that this item certainly doesn't reflect Lowdown's high esteem for the glossy weekly.

of course, i wasn't aware of this until i read it online; you see, the lines for all of the porta-potties were consistently so insanely long that i never even used them. i did, however, pee once in the woods, and once in the bathroom of a bus belonging to some law school students. i didn't feel bad lying to them about being a student myself, because they were hugely bitchy to us. but, in their defense, lawyers' doody does smell like roses.