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Lohan And Leto Kill John Lennon

Confident that she’s honed her acting chops sharper than a coke-flecked razor blade on the whetstone of Herbie: Fully Loaded and fifteen minutes on the set of Robert Altman’s A Prairie Home Companion, Lindsay Lohan accepts her greatest challenge yet: trying to remember her lines while staring into Jared Leto’s pretty, vacant eyes. According to today’s Variety, Lohan has signed on to star opposite rumored real-life hump-buddy Leto in Chapter 27, a film about the murder of John Lennon. Leto will channel Lennon assassin Mark David Chapman, while Lohan plays a Lennon fan who gets friendly with Chapman right before he kills the pop icon. The pairing should make for some fascinating conversation on the shoot, with Leto reclining in his trailer, idly strumming a guitar, and musing, “Like, I’m a musician? So I totally understand what it’s like to have all these people love you, and, like, have one jealous dude who wants to kill you? I can connect with that. So, like, I’m coming at this from both sides. It’s a total mindfuck.” To which Lohan will coo, “Totally, baby. Um, also, you’re laying on my hair?”