Tuesday, November 22, 2005

this just in: camden is still a shithole

CAMDEN, N.J., Nov. 21 - For the second year in a row, Camden has been ranked the most dangerous city in America, but this year Camden's leaders refused to take the news without hitting back.

On Monday, the day the rankings were announced, Camden's leaders held a rally, with ringing gospel songs, dances and speeches that criticized the crime rankings as meaningless and insulting. About 100 people turned out.
really? 100 whole people? sounds like a pep rally at my high school, but with more gunfire.

seriously, if i were a journalist, i think i'd report from baghdad before i let them send me to camden.

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