i want MoDo to buy me this

of course, i am thankful for my emily, who called my attention to this little gem. it's a pink cell phone that keeps your shopping list and tells you when you're ovulating. and when you're stupid. apparently, "you can put in your birth date and it will tell you if you are intelligent, attractive or emotionally stable. You can't be all three on any day." hey, i consider it a good day if i get 2 out of 3.