have you ever had a moment in which you suddenly understood your purpose in this world? when you, all at once, were overcome with a sense of truth and beauty, and you realized that everything around you was blooming and savory? when you suddenly understood that we are all but plankton caught in the baleen of a mammoth humpback whale, surfing the cosmic tides of the infinite universe that is cruelly oppressed by dungeonmasters wielding maces of disease coated in deception, whose faces we cannot see through the haze of ignorance mingled with the smell of the semen of a thousand frustrated fraternity pledges forced to masturbate onto a chocolate chip cookie while the world's most beautiful beer is being funnelled into their hungry mouths?
no?
me neither.
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Couple of thoughts:
Good that you know about whales.
How much semen must be present to get a "good smell" so that you remember it? And Bravo.
You must know a few faternity pledges associated with the chocolate chop cookie part. Who would admit that?
urban legend, i think. someone told me about this "hazing" procedure in high school, and as you can imagine, it stuck with me. beautiful, don't you think?
Not really. I passed on the "Chips Ahoy" this morning at the grocery.
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