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- this is fabulous and all, but wake me up when i ca...
- i want MoDo to buy me this
- zipcar is freakin' sweet
- it's never too late to be thankful, right?
- well, since you asked...
- and i can't believe i forgot to mention...
- ok, amazon, i think we need to have a talk...
- you may have noticed...
- new york makes the weirdest things seem normal
- amazon wants to go spelunking with me
- well-written and interesting...
- new york, my love, my oppressor
- if you love me, you'll buy me a ticket to this
- ivanna be like her when i grow up
- i am seriously thinking about doing this
- houston police: allergic to fun
- last night...
- last night, i learned...
- am i the only one who finds this tradition extreme...
- awesome shout-out, even better headline
- this just in: camden is still a shithole
- amazon knows about my penchant for destruction
- LEAVE HERMIONE THE FUCK ALONE
- this is why i'm afraid of the midwest
- i can't help myself
- hold on, i'm pricing out tickets to nevada...
- that's my theory, too.
- sorry to be so non-updatey...
- so much to say, such a short attention span
- a shrewd observation
- we're really very mature
- the best e-mail i have received... ever.
- i've seen all of these before but some are still f...
- a beautiful revelation
- good lord, it's true
- amazon apparently wants me to move to boca raton a...
- hot date
- last night...
- reason #84857345 why i love new york
- this sounds like the WORST PORN EVER
- was hitler really time's '38 person of the year?
- this goes BEYOND "fucked up"
- bad news
- patsy found a doozy
- amazon has, apparently, heard about my sense of di...
- emily delivers The Man a swift kick to the cojones
- more fun with death!
- a fun little toy
- do your part: mail a banana to fox
- the Times articulates nicely what i could only des...
- paris put a black woman on the news
- new jersey - not as bad as it smells
- oh, but i beg to differ
- about the only thing that could make today worse t...
- survey
- your first new york doctor's appointment
- if you liked that maggot-brain post, you'll like t...
- i think the word you're looking for, is AWESOME
- the crimson gives you the green light to have all ...
- stefano gabbana understands the importance of spre...
- this just in: harry potter is HOT
- KATE MOSS EXCLUSIVE: HER SEX STALKER IS ON THE RUN
- One Well-Read Home Has Some New Pets: 1,082 Penguins
- you'd cry too if you got camera-raped everywhere y...
- and now, the moment you've all been waiting for...
- rock on, my meaty, pigskin-petting, sweatmonkeys
- no need for any commentary on this one
- a confession
- it's the little things in life...
- gaaaaaaaaaaa
- digitizer does d.c.
- too good to not steal from gawker
- seems apt enough, no?
- ok, amazon, now i'm starting to get offended.
- longest. day. ever.
- another fabulous quote, overheard
- my emily, kicking ass and taking names
- that is the saggiest neck i've ever seen
- but on the upside, i hear britney is losing the ba...
- have i told you lately how much i love the catholics?
- seriously, amazon, lay off the crack
- you know i like the little ones, but...
- all this for disposible razors and enfamil?
- more quotes, courtesy of google
- in case you were wondering what's so great about t...
- it's getting around faster than your mom
- *whine*
- it's called natural selection, people
- point
- thanks, amazon. i'll put it in my spacious garden.
- the problems with working the finish line
- q: julie, how was your weekend?
- ass-tastic
- overheard travels back to the '70's
- oh, amazon. how did you know?
- this is just a day of great news all around!
- this totally justifies the two daiquiris i threw b...
- for anyone who - for whatever reason - doesn't rea...
- favorite quote so far today
- it's a funny thing.
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